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Who said it–Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?

By Dr. John Huang

Michael had another special guest on the show this morning. It was none other than the beautiful and talented Maria Montgomery. I’m not sure you could have created two more contrasting characters on either end of the microphone.

On one hand, you’ve got Michael—overbearing, disheveled, and clueless. Compare that to Maria—who’s so composed, regal, and respectful. What could possibly go wrong?

Despite their differences, Michael and Maria do have one thing in common. They both love UK and are great ambassadors for BBN. When talking about the Cats, you probably can’t even tell them apart.

Let’s play a game

Much of their conversations centered around the UK/UL football game and the fireworks about “L’s Down” afterwards. So let’s play a game of  “Who said it—Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?”  

Both Michael and Maria offer their opinions on the L’s Down gesture

A) “It’s definitely not classless. I think there are a lot of other things and hand signals that can be considered classless. An “L Down,” I think that’s OK.” 

Who said it—Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?

B) “I don’t have a problem with it. If you’re going to have your players go around with an “L’s up, that’s equally as bad as an “L Down.”

Who said it—Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?

Was Coach Satterfield’s wife’s tweet a direct shot at UK fans?

After the game, even the Louisville Coach’s wife got into the act, sending out the following tweet. Michael and Maria discuss whether they thought it was a direct shot at UK fans.

C) “One thousand percent. The timing of that, why else would she say that? In Kentucky, it’s a big deal—the UK/UL situation. I don’t know what else you would expect.”

Who said it—Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?

D) “You have to worry about your former coaches and players—all kinds of things, before you come out and say that UK is classless.”

Who said it—Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?

How are you doing so far? Let’s finish up with a couple of easy ones.

OK, this is creepy

E) “I’m doing the best I can to flirt with you, but it’s just not working.”

Who said it—Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?

I’ll admit, that was a bit creepy. In fact, the entire show had some creepy moments—none more so than when either Michael and Maria said this about our fine colleague Larry Vaught.

F) “Larry Vaught—talk about creepy.”

Who said it—Michael Bennett or Maria Montgomery?

Might be a trick question. Be sure to think hard before you answer.

Here’s the link to the entire show in case you missed it.

Dr. John Huang
Dr. John Huang is a retired orthodontist and military veteran. As a lifelong Wildcat fan, a fledgling author, and an occasional guest host of Just the Cats Radio, he's now living out his dream as a UK Sports columnist. Dr. Huang also covers professional sports on a regional level. You can follow him on Twitter @KYHuangs or contact him @KYHuangs@gmail.com. If you enjoy his writing, you can also read more at www.huangswhinings.com.
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